I see a lot of lesbian porn… it’s a very popular fetish… and I must admit that I enjoy seeing two chicks go at it on occasion… however, when you shoot porn, and have two hot chicks, don’t FAKE it. I have pictures of a chicks head like 12 inches from another chicks box… did you seriously decide to shoot the porn after the chicks said “Well, I don’t want to EAT pussy.. but I’ll kiss this girl and put my head near her navel.

It also pisses me off when you don’t get pictures of each chick eating box… I don’t care if it’s your first time or not… get to the licking…

Oh and the oh so typical camoflauge… I get it… military men enjoying the company of other, strong men… or weak guys overpowered by the dominering drill instructor (ah god, what a cheap joke that could be made)… anways… this guy fits the bill.. except that his cock is fricken tiny… I actually had to click on an image to make sure it was there… now sure, it could have been a cold day, and he’s in special ops, and they had to walk thru a cold river… and he had been taking steroids… but…

Will some gay man tell me what this is all about? I have theories about it… you can’t really suck a cock with the hat turned forward… An ex-girlfriend proved that to me at one point… then again she was a clumsy bitch… so who knows…

Some guy behind the camera saying “now take it slow, touch your nipple”.. I dunno… he just looks goofy to me… and the poses are really staged… but then again, it’s just another example of the quality that gay guys have to deal with…

Gay porn is part of life. Most guys would never even think of looking at gay porn… some guys are just a bit curious when their friends send them that picture of the dude with his ass all streched out…. and some people, lots of people, REALLY LIKE gay porn… And as a pornographer? You want to give them their porn, because your life turns into the pursuit of giving people the porn they want… however I can still mock it, because damnit, there is some really awful gay porn out there..

This is a SHINING EXAMPLE. This dude just looks like he’s trying way too hard… loosen up dude, relax, listen, maybe one day you’ll become a fitness star, like the guy who took these pictures said you should…

I mean, can I rent out my house to have porn filmed in it? This place looks like a fricken Ikea bed with a table and lamp.. in an empty house… I wonder if they wait for the drywall to be up in a house being built down the street and sneak in… wait… thats not a bad idea for a porn site.. *wheels turning*

This chick looked really hot… and her little red velvet outfit, just priceless… then I started to look down in the pictures… what the hell.. they’ve got a shot of this chick looking like she just realized that the dude was all inside her… thats when mirrored ceilings and walls AREN’T a good idea… and why paying a photographer more to make an average chick look better is better then paying for hot ass…

Now, she wasn’t a cocksucking whore back then, in fact he always used to tell us to smell his finger and never talked about her choaking down his cock and him slapping the back of her head, but hey… chicks grow up too.

greesy dude with a bad tat, and a lil’ blonde chick with a pixie haircut… she just needs a tribal back tattoo and it’d be the perfect cliche. Not that I have an issue with the back tat… it’s pretty cool.. but this chick is missing it.

Hi, I’m trying to look really young and I’ll suck your cock mister… I do love the hands in the mouth thing at the end… it’s such a daddy thing.. This is such a bad simulation of it however… I suggest you check it out