So I was looking for a movie… some hardcore bondage to tickle the fancy of a female that was over, she didn’t understand submission, so I showed her a nice romantic story about it and then needed something hardcore to show her how I like it. So I found that this place offers DVD Quality Porn, from like Vivid and Hustler and all the majors… it’s awsome.. I pulled up some stuff with my boy Steve Sweet and off we went… Reasonable pricing too.. I even had time to view some other oldschool favs (I’m a sucker for the 70’s plotlines in porn)… check them out NOW.

I just stumbled on this one… it’s like netflix, flat monthly fee, send the DVD’s back once you’ve gotten off on them.. Get your fill of twinks, bears and every other dvd fetish you can think of.

So I did it… I figured why the hell not.. I was out on a business trip, had been hanging at one of my more recent addictions Adult FriendFinder, and found me a little side action.. cute blonde, nice ass.. and it sucked cock like a champion.. check this shit out.. get your ass tounged.

Oh and the oh so typical camoflauge… I get it… military men enjoying the company of other, strong men… or weak guys overpowered by the dominering drill instructor (ah god, what a cheap joke that could be made)… anways… this guy fits the bill.. except that his cock is fricken tiny… I actually had to click on an image to make sure it was there… now sure, it could have been a cold day, and he’s in special ops, and they had to walk thru a cold river… and he had been taking steroids… but…

Will some gay man tell me what this is all about? I have theories about it… you can’t really suck a cock with the hat turned forward… An ex-girlfriend proved that to me at one point… then again she was a clumsy bitch… so who knows…

Some guy behind the camera saying “now take it slow, touch your nipple”.. I dunno… he just looks goofy to me… and the poses are really staged… but then again, it’s just another example of the quality that gay guys have to deal with…

Gay porn is part of life. Most guys would never even think of looking at gay porn… some guys are just a bit curious when their friends send them that picture of the dude with his ass all streched out…. and some people, lots of people, REALLY LIKE gay porn… And as a pornographer? You want to give them their porn, because your life turns into the pursuit of giving people the porn they want… however I can still mock it, because damnit, there is some really awful gay porn out there..

This is a SHINING EXAMPLE. This dude just looks like he’s trying way too hard… loosen up dude, relax, listen, maybe one day you’ll become a fitness star, like the guy who took these pictures said you should…